I have never wanted a VW.......

"Hooker" (Hooker) 03/06/2017 at 14:50 • Filed to: None

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........until right this moment. Now, it’s all I want.

Dat. Ass.

Nibbles > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 14:52

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Personal opinion

There’s nothing here that interests me. I got zero feels for this one

Pcm9799 > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 14:56

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This is a ‘meh’ for me too. Not even a solid ‘meh’. An ‘oh, I guess that is an inoffensive object that exists on this planet’ kind of ‘meh’.

Ash78, voting early and often > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 14:56

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I’m a fourth generation Dubber. This is ... I don’t know...did the CC people and the Honda Civic people make a deal with Satan? Can a design really be “generically offensive”?

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 14:58

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I am...mildly aroused by the body style. The color is a killer, I must admit.

Nibbles > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/06/2017 at 14:59

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The color reminds me of my big toe that one time I let an ingrown nail get a little too out of hand

Textured Soy Protein > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:00

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Reminds me of a less-ugly Honda Civic mixed with a flattened Volvo S90.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:00

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So I take that as a “hard pass,” then? lol!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:01

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Yeah it looks more or less like everything else.

Milky > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:02

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A better looking Malibu is still a Malibu.

It’ll still drive like a Passat.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:02

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There have been a couple I’ve wanted in the past.

Dave the car guy , still here > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:04

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I’m an Audi - VW fan and not really impressed. Like the side view somewhat but hate the wheels.

Chariotoflove > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:06

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Well I think this is the best looking VW in recent memory.

Ash78, voting early and often > Milky 03/06/2017 at 15:09

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The Malibu at least looks like it was made by one team. The Passat looks like the design team was drunk and fighting with each other the whole time.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 15:11

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Looks like it’s growing into a common feeling.

I too feel this way.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:11

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The Kia Stinger is making me feel the same way...especially in that blue

First time I’ve ever had any desire for a Kia and it’s not just a mild interest

Nibbles > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/06/2017 at 15:12

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I like being a trendsetter :)

404 - User No Longer Available > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:14

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Is it MQB or MLB? If it’s MLB, it’s too similar to an A5 Sportback...

garagemonkee > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:15

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just needs big wheels and air, just like the CC

Sir Halffast > Ash78, voting early and often 03/06/2017 at 15:16

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I was about to say just that... so yeah.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > garagemonkee 03/06/2017 at 15:16

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I LOVE the CC body style. Like a 9/10ths scale S class.

Svend > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:32

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From the side I see Audi A5 Sportback and/or A7.

That’s not a bad thing at all. I good quite like the overall look.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 15:39

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Meh

Nick Has an Exocet > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 16:16

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In this case, looks are irrelevant. It’s a fancy Passat.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 16:23

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I can see why people are saying it looks boring, but I think it looks understated in a gorgeous way.

Cé hé sin > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/06/2017 at 17:32

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If it’s Passat based as it surely is because what else would it be, it’s stretched MQB.

Hooker > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 17:34

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Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I disagree, of course.

Hooker > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/06/2017 at 17:35

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Indeed. The profile and the rear are my favorites. The color, not for me.

Hooker > Milky 03/06/2017 at 17:36

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I think that’s honestyl why I like it so much. I really dig the new Malibu so this doesn’t offend me in the slightest.

Hooker > garagemonkee 03/06/2017 at 17:37

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Do. Not. Want. I actually dig the wheels, just not how lowered the car is over them.

Hooker > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/06/2017 at 17:38

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I got confused for a second, all I thought was “why is he talking about baseball?” And what’s worse is I couldn’t care less for sports. Then I was like PLATFORMS! Forgive me, I haven’t had my daily bourbon yet.

Hooker > Svend 03/06/2017 at 17:39

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Agreed. And as others have pointed out, the Malibu as well. Again, not a terrible thing!

404 - User No Longer Available > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 17:40

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Maybe I should’ve been more specific and said MLBevo.

Hooker > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 03/06/2017 at 17:40

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What, no XL-1?

Hooker > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/06/2017 at 17:40

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Couldn’t agree more. It’s delicious looking.

Hooker > Chariotoflove 03/06/2017 at 17:40

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Agreed. And it doesn’t look like it was designed primarily by a committed of boxes.

Hooker > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 03/06/2017 at 17:41

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Agreed. It’s understated-ness makes me like it that much more.

Hooker > Textured Soy Protein 03/06/2017 at 17:41

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That made my head hurt. But I kind of dig the relation.

Hooker > Nick Has an Exocet 03/06/2017 at 17:42

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But maybe it drives better? Maybe? We can hope!

Hooker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/06/2017 at 17:42

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YAY!

Hooker > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/06/2017 at 17:43

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Or, and I’ll just throw this out there, maybe I should be less dense!? Haha. Sometimes I even surprise myself.

Chariotoflove > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 17:45

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Also, looking at it is giving me a craving for a hot dog.

Hooker > Chariotoflove 03/06/2017 at 17:48

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Ew to the hotdog thing. I used to eat nothing but hot dogs as a kid. Kind of killed me. But, if we start talking about brats, I can get behind that.

Chariotoflove > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 17:59

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Oh I love me some brats. Too bad they go through like greased lightning. But give me the right mustard and a good beer, and I’ll do it anyway.

Hooker > Chariotoflove 03/06/2017 at 18:00

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You’re my hero.

Chariotoflove > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 18:08

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Say that after riding with me after eating brats.

Hooker > Chariotoflove 03/06/2017 at 20:06

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Challenge accepted.

Chariotoflove > Hooker 03/06/2017 at 20:30

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I need to start training. Cue the rocky soundtrack.

Svend > Hooker 03/07/2017 at 01:54

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There’s also little chance it’ll be the car the U.S. gets.

The U.S. (and Canada) already doesn’t get the Passat the rest of the world gets.